Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant.
The brunette says: “I know what I’m going to have.”
The other asked how. She replied: “Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy”.
The red head said: “If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming:”PUPPIES, PUPPIES!”.